At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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