He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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