Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
