Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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