Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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