Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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