i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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