So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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