You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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