i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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