We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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