People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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