how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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