i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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