i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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