You're my little dorito
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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