they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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