i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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