I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize