Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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