Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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