she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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