Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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