We're facebook friends in real life
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
this will be a night to untag.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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