ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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