Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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