remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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