We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I love having hate sex.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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