Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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