I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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