A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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