NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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