i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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