yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
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there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.