I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.