I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So much Jack, so little girl.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms