I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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