wanna go halves on a baby?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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