you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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