i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
accomplished twins. life is a go
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
