you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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