I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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