This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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