I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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