Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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