this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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