You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize