yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Randomize
