whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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