Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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