i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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