Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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