Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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