I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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