He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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