yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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