You're so nebulous sometimes
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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